THE TOP FIVE
TOYS WE'RE DYING TO SEE


by Joe


    





GAGE CREED 

PET SEMATARY - 1989


This pint-sized terror could make for one of the creepiest figures ever, and could come with awesome accessories like his lovable undead cat, Church, and a cute little scalpel to play doctor with.





















TRASH

RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD - 1985

We would love to see a figure of everyone’s favorite 80s punk rock zombie, but for obvious reasons we’d be happy just seeing a bust.
THE CAST OF TROLL 2 
1990


Who wouldn’t enjoy a series of character figures from the cult classic Troll 2? The population of Nilbog would rejoice if there was ever a line of toys based on the best worst movie of all time. The highlight of the series could be a talking Joshua figure that blurts out all of his cringeworthy dialogue from the film.


















OH DAE-SU

OLDBOY - 2003


Oh Dae-su is in desperate need of his own action figure. We’d recommend a 6” figure, complete with a detachable tongue and the most important accessory of all, his hammer.






TUCKER AND DALE
TUCKER & DALE VS. EVIL - 2010







How these figures haven’t been made yet is beyond us, because they would easily be two of the coolest toys ever created. With chainsaws, wood-chippers, and a healthy application of blood red paint, Tucker and Dale figures would be a dream-come-true for horror fans everywhere.



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