This backstabbing douchebag whines and cries his way out of a well deserved trip to hell, but my god, we would have loved to see him dragged kicking and screaming into the fiery pits of the underworld.
Captain Rhodes is a control freak that definitely earned a spot on our list of the top ten douchebags, but we can’t help but love the kind of guy who would tell a horde of zombies that he hopes they choke as they’re eating him alive.
Just looking at Carter Burke, you can instinctively sense he’s a douchebag. He looks like an underhanded little weasel, and he cements his douchebag status when he gets an entire platoon of Marines killed while trying to smuggle alien embryos back to Earth. Luckily for Burke, he meets his demise in an alien attack, because we’re sure Ripley would have been much less kind to him.
The parents of Springwood are all a bunch of douchebags. They all took part in the killing of Freddy Kreuger, but they refuse to believe that their actions resulted in the return of his vengeful spirit; even after their kids begin dropping like flies.
Chad is the poster child for frat-boy douchebaggery, but he definitely takes it to the next level when his macho blood-lust and extreme hatred for all things redneck start to kick in. If you’re going to invite Chad to your frat party, watch out for dead bodies and a whole lot of roofies.
Ladies can be douchebags too, and this one is crazier than a bag of rabid cats. In fact, she’s so crazy that it’s contagious, and before you know it she turns a terrified group of everyday people into a murderous mob of lunatics.
JASON HERVEY THE MONSTER SQUAD
Most kids in movies are portrayed as sweet and innocent, but not E.J., he’s a total dick. Whether he’s bullying overweight kids on the playground, or chickening out like a coward when things go bad, E.J. never misses an opportunity to be a complete douchebag.
This democratic douchebag made waves when he sacrificed public safety in exchange for the almighty dollar. In between kissing babies and cutting ribbons, Mayor Vaughn somehow found time to persuade people to take a dip in his lovely shark infested waters, and got himself elected as our number three douchebag.
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nancy allen, john travolta carrie
This gruesome twosome represent the quintessential douchebags that everyone hated in high school. On top of having a psycho for a mom, poor Carrie White has to go to prom and deal with these two douchebags dumping pig’s blood on her. No one got lucky that night thanks to these jerks.
Frank Cotton is the king of all douchebags. You can never trust a guy who will sleep with his own brother’s wife, let alone come back from the dead and wear his brother’s skin like a suit to try and kill his niece and avoid going back to Hell. Thanksgiving is going to be awfully awkward at the Cotton house.